Tom Cruise

The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness

Dude that guy at the gym was so Tom Cruise, did you see his body?!?!

by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021

Shakedown Cruise

When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.

Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.

by Xgishy March 14, 2021

Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect

We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Aiden cruise

Aiden cruise is a joker sigma 6’4 god who is better then everyone

Aiden cruise is hot and sigma a.

by Acruise November 22, 2021

Aiden cruise

Aiden cruise is a joker sigma 6’4 god who is better then everyone

Aiden cruise is hot and sigma a.

by Acruise November 22, 2021

National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 3, 2022