Ej wiesz co ja słyszałem?

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-Ej wiesz co ja słyszałem?
-Nie wiem co słyszałeś

-Słyszałem że on ma małego

by Tusty Pompa July 29, 2020

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CO Gay

When you are in jail and you are masturbating, and the Correctional officer catches you, you call out "CO Gay!" to alert the other inmates that the CO is on the look out for people jerking off.

Inmate: *Beating off*

CO: "Hey stop beating your cock!"

Inmate: "CO Gay! CO Gay! CO Gay!"

by busybizzy August 7, 2020

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co graduate

How real niggas congratulate

Yo Chad I’d like to co graduate you on that b ball beating you put on Romeo

by Raider209 August 14, 2020

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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

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