bukkake cookie

When the boys want have some fun, you get together and have a competition to see who can jizz on a cookie the fastest. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie now soaked in cum.

John lost in bukkake cookie last night

by Blikky99 May 20, 2018

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Pink cookie

A pussy that is the wettest,juiciest, and best ever

I ate that pink cookie for 3 hours last night.

by Cookielover571 May 24, 2018

Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

shookie cookie

A word for someone who gets gets shaken a lot but also is is soft like a cookie

Omg Ellie is such a shookie cookie

by Shookenchild January 16, 2017