"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
Get the caught with his hand in the cookie jar mug.When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.
by kelly crawford July 14, 2004
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by alberto quemado August 24, 2006
Get the and then we will have cookies mug.Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.
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Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.
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All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.
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Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.
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All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.
by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007
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by Axeolotl August 30, 2018
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Who you living with now ?
I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
Who you living with now ?
I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
by Cuntry April 18, 2018
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