Connect Four

The game in which Homesar's jengaship was shanked.

"You shank my jengaship!"
"What? I Shanked your jengaship? We're playing connect four!"

by Nintendo Cubed November 19, 2003

the connecticut mudslide

When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you orgasm and you shit in there mouth.

She said she wanted to do something freaky. I suggested The Connecticut mudslide.

by Big cope September 22, 2017

connection

noun. 'butt-buddy.' most often a secret homosexual lover, but sometimes meaning something heterosexual. also possibly including a transexual lover.

originates from north havana, florida.

dude 1: hey, listen, i don't want to let the word out about last night, but i would like it to happen again.

dude2: yeah, i agree. i think you're a great connection.

by smcosci June 22, 2009

no contest

Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.

One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.

Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.

That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.

Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.

Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.

by Allen75 June 7, 2010

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Green Contact

A phonebook contact that sells marijuana.

Kid 1:I just got a new green contact, his name is blaze

Kid 2:Is he legit?

Kid 1:Yea I bought 2 g's from him yesterday

by yoyoyo_it's_TT March 27, 2010

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008