cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
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cock of the rock

1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement
1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.
by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017
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cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning
Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts
by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017
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Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.
Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!
by evafoxy April 11, 2018
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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.
That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!
by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009
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Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"
"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"
by NotHoodzey December 04, 2020
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