when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.
by joe chode August 20, 2007
Get the accidental chode mug.by Katie Holmes June 3, 2005
Get the drop a chode mug.Related Words
chlode
• Chlodemort
• chloe
• chode
• chode mode
• Chloey
• chode man
• Chode Muffin
• chode butter
• chode master
(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
Get the Chode mug.An Australian girl who love to date dead people for example Michael Jackson, and Elvis Presley. She has a big heart which match her eyes. Loves to dye her hair frequently, very short in height, but she makes up for it with passion.
Really really nice and sweet, which could easily target her into being taken advantage of. But this rarely happens. No gurrrrl! she is very Puuurrrty ;)
Loves animals, and her family. Usually religious, but is not up in yo grill 'bout it. Or sumthin'
Really really nice and sweet, which could easily target her into being taken advantage of. But this rarely happens. No gurrrrl! she is very Puuurrrty ;)
Loves animals, and her family. Usually religious, but is not up in yo grill 'bout it. Or sumthin'
Naomi: OH YOU! Such a Chloe!
Teacher: What are you looking for?
Naomi: A Chloe
Teacher: What kind of Chloe?
Naomi: One that Chloe's me?
Teacher: What are you looking for?
Naomi: A Chloe
Teacher: What kind of Chloe?
Naomi: One that Chloe's me?
by SkwigelfWartooth June 10, 2011
Get the Chloe mug.the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
by power metal whore November 4, 2009
Get the chode awarness geek mug.by SiggyDirt November 20, 2009
Get the Hammurabi's Chode mug.