Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

Chicano breathmint

When you eat a Vero PicaFresa (Mexican Chile candy) , and use the chile loogy as anal lube. Much like the Caucasian version, a “Hot Carl”, where the same act is performed with Tabasco as opposed to Chile candy.

“She had a fat ass, I hit her with that Chicano Breathmint” - Hernando Desorto

by Tpostmalone January 3, 2022

Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.

"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"

by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022

Chicago tuna

The act of shoving a dead fish up a prostitutes vagina.

I picked this girl up and she asked me to give her a Chicago Tuna.

by Wolf303 May 8, 2022

Chicarone

An insane Tyrannical Nationalist that is loved by the people and hated by the hierarchy.

Did you know Gandhi was the Chicarone of his times?

by The President Obama July 29, 2022

Chicago Style

When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.

bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell

dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.

by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles September 3, 2022