Chip butty

A sandwich stuffed with french fries that Americans(inaccurately, as usual) think they discovered first.

"Hey British person, have you heard about this new french fry-stuffed sandwich that's available now?"

"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."

by CurrantResident May 23, 2018

chippy chip whip or chippie chip whip

An expression you use to call a good friend. Someone that you have not seen in a while.

"Yo, whats up chippy chip whip?"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

by Rich March 24, 2005

chip tax

The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)

John uttered the magic phrase "chip tax" while stuffing his mouth full of a handful of my chips.

by Msquared March 14, 2003

V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

by bob March 9, 2003

potato chip

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008

chip

the dried feces stuck to the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex

when jerry finally pulled out, he had chip on his tip

by scuttlebutt March 6, 2008