Cheerios

Bagel seeds, commonly known as Cheerios, are the young stage of a plain bagel from your local Starbucks.

Person 1: "I'm hungry!"
Person 2: "Go get some bagel seeds."
Person 1: "It's Cheerios!"
Person 2: "They are the same..."

by Dinousrname February 12, 2019

Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerio

When a woman’s vagina is so tight the size is comparable to that of a single cheerio cereal.

She got that cheerio, bro!

by Cheeriogirls February 18, 2020

Cheerleading

Not a fucking sport

I think cheerleading is a sport well your wrong it isn’t a fucking sport

by Penguin lover June 19, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Cheerleading

not a sport

I do Cheerleading

by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020

Checkers in Antarctica

When someone tells you they want to have gay cold sex.

Hey, you wanna go play Checkers in Antarctica?
Sure! Make sure to bring the board.

by lmaonotony November 29, 2020