Neo Chav

Not remotely chav-like aesthetically, the Neo Chav can be seen in designer clothes, a decent car etc. But still talk and act like chavs. They have evolved from the shackles of appearing like a chav, but still have the mannerisms or a chav or wigger.

Although I like his song "Magic", Robin thicke looks like an upper middle class type. When I first saw one of his album covers, it seemed quite Neo Chave-esque.

Jeff has a car, a job, and an armani tux, but he's still white and talks like he's from the hood. He is a Neo Chav.

by M102 May 17, 2008

girl chav

Ususally at least one item of burberry, or a naff trackie, but not the one they save for best. Hair usually put up really high or corn-rows only at the front or some other shitty hairstyle. Normally huge hoops or naff little hoops. Eyebrow piercing mebeh. AND sometimes fat chav girls have cropped tops showing their fat stomachs with a horrible belly bar. Most common accessory: little black baby in a pram (sometimes white). These 'girls' can be exceedingly loud. Fag in hand.

Stacy is standing outside JJB with her little black baby Chardonney, smoking and revealing massive stomach with stretch marks. She is well sexi innit. Now, that is a girl chav!

by im a proper bo well sexi ladi innit, ma crew July 29, 2008

Chav-emo

Not quite emo and not quite a chav. Possibly a wannabe chav or vice versa.

Mutter is a Chav-emo

by Matt_Himself February 14, 2006

chav lover

An insult used on someone who wants to be friends with chavs but isn't.

"Why is she always talking to them? They're not even her friends."
"What a chav lover."

by rosAy October 25, 2007

Softcore chav

A Softcore chav is essentially a pussy-ass chav who can't do shit. He's all talk and no show. He might shout out at you, but engage in a fight? fuck no that shit-face is running like a baby-back bitch.

"A sofcore chav tailed me last night"

"I wooped the softcore chavs ass"

"He ain't hard he's softcore"

by The BGK King March 9, 2009

Chav Shower

Of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down.

1. Hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes?
2.Shit yeah, fuck I stink!
1. 'Av a chav shower, she'll be well up for it.

by pumkkin September 12, 2011

plasma chav

Chavs who own plasma tvs.

chav chavs tv

"Oi, Daryl's got a new plasma telly."
"Oh what a plasma chav" *face palm*

by bobbybrownisdaone November 8, 2012