by MelandChristine November 17, 2011
Get the Wine Cellar mug.The sexual act of a woman (or man) standing behind a naked man, holding him as if he is a cello. One hand would be covering his mouth (in a sort of rapey way), while the other hand gives him a hand job (resembling the bow of the stringed instrument). A plucking motion may also be used to play with or fondle the balls or scrotum at the base of the recipient’s penis.
The only documented case of a man being raped by a handjob was in 1998, when world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma was on tour in China, and a crazed fan attempted to imitate his work on their male partner in the form of a strong cello.
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Person1: can't believe I just died to a dumb fucking skeleton with the big sword in dead cells I'm going to kill person 2
Person2: bro what
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by Dead cells enjoyer December 25, 2022
Get the Dead cells mug.When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!
Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
by Ali Temple December 7, 2006
Get the Cellophane Complex mug.A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.
Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.
Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.
Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?
Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....
Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!
Brandon: Shizeh!
Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....
Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!
Brandon: Shizeh!
by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009
Get the cellphonia mug.The one-sided conversation that you end up having when the other person you are talking on your cell phone is dropped.
...and when I finished telling the whole story I realized that I was giving a celliloquy...I'd been talking to myself for 2 minutes.
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