Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.

MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.

by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021

Andare da Capone

Taking a dump, specifically in the bathroom near professor Capone's study, in the department of Physics of the University of Rome "La sapienza".

"Devo proprio andare da Capone! Non ce la faccio più!"

"Credo che Eugenio sia andato da Capone mezz'ora fa."

"Sono stato da Capone. Abbiamo parlato a lungo."

by Bossrocks February 28, 2022

pull an Al Capone

1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.

1)
CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.

by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023

Mika is canon

a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..

Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?

Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?

Sam:

Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon

by Mikaheowi April 8, 2024

The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025

National text your October 2025 canon event

On April 19, you MUST text your October 2025 canon event. This is probably a failed talking stage knowing most of ygs can't get to a relationship or even a situationship. This holiday could also be applicable to other years other than 2025, such as 2024, 2023, 2022, etc.

person 1: Bro it's National text your October 2025 canon event, that means WE have to text our canon events!!!

person 2: bro that's not a real holiday

person 1: yeah but this is like the perfect excuse

person 2: HOLY SHITTTT UR RIGHT

by jordanparker99 March 16, 2026

Ms. Caponetti

She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.

MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥

God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students

“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”

“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”

by jester_ June 13, 2024