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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
mugGet the carrotmug.

Little baby carrot

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
by Myles Welch July 6, 2018
mugGet the Little baby carrotmug.

Carrot

You are a carrot.
by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020
mugGet the Carrotmug.

carrots

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.
mugGet the carrotsmug.

Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
mugGet the Broccoli, carrots and peasmug.

Carrots

"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef
by huslrenergy July 28, 2021
mugGet the Carrotsmug.

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017
mugGet the Carrot cakingmug.

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