Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022

Pottsy-care

state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.

"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"

by ox49cent. October 8, 2009

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

Who cares pace

It's where you walk without any conviction, because you have absolutely nothing planned, and you just don't care about racing to the next destination.

Jim is enjoying walking home at "who cares pace."

by UNsyncED March 13, 2012

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

could care less

Sometimes misinterpretation by “couldn’t care less”. Could care less is the correct option. Considering that “i couldn’t care less” means they care already, but can’t care any less than they already do. Now, “could care less” means they don’t care at all, so they dont care any less.

Wow! I could care less about this hockey game!

by koolwiz June 3, 2018

Obama cAre

The only black man I will respect besides juice wrld. And the best president ever.

Obama care was good for the world.

by anonymous December 9, 2020