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california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.
We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.
by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018
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California Flu

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
by the eyeball May 15, 2017
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boobs in california

ARE THE GREATEST BOOOOOOOOOBS AROUND

XD
"dude! dem boobs in california tho!!!
by CARZY~KATT~LADEE July 9, 2018
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California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.
by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018
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California reload

Shove the barrel of your gun up your ass like a true Democrat gun owner.
"I'm a big time Democratic voters I love to California reload all my long barrel rifles."
by JumanjiSlayer69 February 22, 2023
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California Pink

Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.

Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"
by anonymous November 9, 2021
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California Exodus

The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:

a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness

Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
Elon Musk has moved to Texas as part of the California Exodus.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
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