cake squad

A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.

Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad

by everwinged December 1, 2015

glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 11, 2009

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

by Rick Garcia March 7, 2007