couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch

Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!

by Couchmuncher December 26, 2017

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

caught freshman

When you finally buy a vape / get a cloud blown in your face

Seth caught freshman, I’m so disappointed in him.

by WintryEagle6 October 30, 2019

Caught rapid

caught doing something you shouldn't. Originated in Dublin city, Ireland

ahahahaha did you hear Danny cheated on his girl, he was caught rapid

by Girlo ;) April 27, 2020

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

couch cuck

Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.

"Fuck you couch cuck"

by Daniel Bryer September 30, 2022

Couch Strat

A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.

Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!

by 7 Bryan road January 24, 2023