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Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.
David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!
by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
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broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.
by rhynne July 20, 2008
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piss closet

Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.
by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009
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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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thanos in the closet

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
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space closet

An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.
I went to go pick up that shotgun and a damn imp flew out of a space closet over there.
by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004
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rain closet

Evan : goin in tha rain closet
Lucas : I'll be 10 mins, what road do you live on?
by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007
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