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clock factory worker

A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.
“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.
by ozzy.from.survivor July 23, 2020
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Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
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CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.
“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”
by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023
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what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.
Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.
by DuhClock March 17, 2023
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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
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Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick
Person1: wanna anal clock-wise
by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021
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Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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