clutch

Clutch is when a guy refers to having sex with a girl in a car

man...i heard joey got some clutch over the weekend

by Bandaid man May 13, 2005

Clitchy

Feeling bitchy due to lack of sex

I really need to get laid as I'm starting to feel clitchy.

by Freak273 August 29, 2018

Clitchening

Cleaning the kitchen (said when you have to leave a call real quick).

"Guys I'll be right back, gotta clitchening"

by Pissygirl November 17, 2020

Clitchen

clean kitchen; meant to describe a clean kitchen

"I'm shocked! I never expected to see a proper clitchen!"

by Kr0w June 9, 2022

clitches

The proper use of girl code in telling a fellow woman that your clit itches.

"Hey girl, you got a panty liner? My clitches."
"Girl me too!! I'm clitching so bad rn"

by ilikemenwithnoballs February 17, 2023

Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.

Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.

by Kortni11 January 20, 2009

Clutch Fatal

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.

Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.

by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010