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We don’t all drink tea and say g’day that’s only some of us. Most of us say ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello mate
Random British guy: OI you parkin’ too close to my van mate

Other random British guy: wanna go mate
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British

People who have stereotypically bad teeth.
Whose words have an accent sometimes incomprehensible for even others English speaking natives.
They also drink tea, cheers mate.
The British had a tea party, they also enjoyed the biscuits.
by Simpler_Name December 1, 2021
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british people

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA
by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.

It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if THATwould force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Don't believe anything in that accent in ANY media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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british

an unfortunate trait

also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
by britishman327 February 25, 2022
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british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day
1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag
by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019
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hot blonde british boy

A good looking british man with Blonde hair and a casual sense of fashion. The term can also be known as HBBB, all females love him, but he can only take 1 at a time, because women take too much fucking energy.
"Did you see that Hot Blonde British Boy? He's got weird fashion ngl."
by AspectofTime September 26, 2022
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