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water bottle sex

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle
Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever
by fagfagfason December 13, 2017
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Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.
OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.
by Floaticorn November 13, 2021
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Bottles of Veuve Clicquot

1. A Bottle of Champagne that is quite expensive.

2. Champagne that rich folks drink.

3. Overrated Champagne.
1. Chuck always ordered Bottles of Veuve Clicquot on Sunday's.

2. Ellins loves Bottles of Veuve Clicquot that comes with sparklers.

3. Lee is the master of Bottles of Veuve Clicquot.
by A-Town Mystery November 25, 2013
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Bottle-butt Bitch

A person that takes a load of cum in the anus and is able to hold every drop of it inside for as long as they please.
Bottle-butt Bitches are the best at anal.
by unanimousanonymous December 5, 2013
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coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
by -d September 16, 2008
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drink from the bottle

The act of oral sex on the male organ. (i.e. giving someone a blow job)
Paul: Badal do you drink from the bottle?
Badal: All the time I love to suck cock
by smeg24 July 26, 2008
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Baby Bottle Pop

Twist the top lick it, dip it and shake it and dip it again. A lollipop made like a baby bottle at the top that twists off with sugar on the bottom you can dip it into. mmm, for those kids who have never breast fed. Good source of hype and rotting teeth if you don't brush.
It's the Baby Bottle Pop, Baby Bottle Pop, take a lick, take a shit then steak it. Lick it again. It's the Baby Bottle Pop (delerius noise in the backround) Baby Bottle Pop...
by europopian December 15, 2009
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