Bleachmaxx

To chug a bottle of bleach and end your shitty chud life like you deserve

"I told him to go Bleachmaxx because he wouldn't stop posting pony shit on /B/"

by Ubermensch44 September 13, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Blafe

1. The act of intense tongue kissing.
2. Can also be used on its own as an order.

1. Hey honey, do you want some blafe later? ;)
2. Blafe!

by Poncho bubarski November 14, 2025

Bleachskin

A derogatory term for white people that suggests their pale skin has been bleached and is now devoid of all color.

White guy: “Go back to Mexico, you beaner!”
Brown guy: “I’m Native American you stupid fucking bleachskin!”

by thalassophobic November 30, 2025

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016