by Ihopethisnameisnttaken April 1, 2010
Get the Black Friday mug.A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.
He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010
Get the Jacob Black mug.After experiencing black erections she went back to white and asian guys and never went black again.
by ivorybone November 29, 2010
Get the black erection mug.A heaving explosive first discovered by Chinese alchemists in the 9th century. It is comprised of KNO3(Potassium nitrate/saltpeter) + charcoal + sulfur mixed in a 15:3:2 ratio respectively. Also known as gun powder.
by POLSKASH July 25, 2008
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The origin is unknown, but it goes back in recorded history to Alchemists in the 1200s. The symbol of the Black Sun was adopted by Schutzstaffel during the early 1930s, it is believed to be a symbol of purification. Modern physicists describe it as a singularity, a force so powerful not even light can escape it, also known as a black hole. Classified as a rip in space-time due to an unfathomable gravitational force, where the contents are no longer of this dimension.
The origin is unknown, but it goes back in recorded history to Alchemists in the 1200s. The symbol of the Black Sun was adopted by Schutzstaffel during the early 1930s, it is believed to be a symbol of purification. Modern physicists describe it as a singularity, a force so powerful not even light can escape it, also known as a black hole. Classified as a rip in space-time due to an unfathomable gravitational force, where the contents are no longer of this dimension.
by TankBoy February 20, 2017
Get the Black Sun mug.A wielder of will. A nexus of power that has tapped into the very living ley lines of the cosmos! He can shake the bounds of creation with but a single word! The Heavens bow down to the might of his magic! The Gods quiver in fear that he should find them lacking in his favor. Reality itself is his plaything, nothing more than clay in his masterful and precise hands!
by Zeegy Bomb October 4, 2003
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The burden of black tax causes the financial distress to middle class professionals as they usually have no savings left after having to share their salaries with the entire family.
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