Justin Bieber

A Sparkly Gay Dance Nazi

OMG THAT GUY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HE KEEPS ASKING ME TO DANCE BUT I DON'T WANNA! HE'S SUCH A JUSTIN BIEBER!

by c**t July 9, 2010

Justin Bieber

Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.

And thought.

And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"

This is the truth.

Person 1: HAV YOU HEARD OF JUSTIN BIEBER YET?!?!?

Person 2: Regrettably, yes.

by Space-Whale July 6, 2010

bieber

the act of making a fool of oneself, saying something that sounds dumb

Boy: abraham lincoln was the first president of the united states
Girl: he just bieber'ed himself

by bieberfever10 July 11, 2010

Justin Bieber

1. A baby or toddler who sings love songs and touches older women.

2. A generally short and talentless white person who hangs around black people to seem cool.

1. Whoa, that kid's a bit of a Justin Bieber, he just hit on Oprah!

2. Hide your breasts, her kid's a Justin Bieber.

3. Who's that boy following Ludicrous? Is that Justin Bieber?

by Laws Of Gravity May 25, 2010

Bieb

(verb) to be given the false impression from an acquaintance that he/she is excited to spend time with you, but in reality only comes over and smokes all your weed.

Logan said he wanted to come watch our band practice, but he totally biebed us

by Roxii Diva July 28, 2010

Justin Bieber

A -supposidly- 16-year-old singer who looks like he's 12 and has yet to hit puberty. The only reason he can sing the way he does, he also says "Shawty" too much. (tip:white boys do NOT say shawty, makes you a posur.)

OMG! YOU SOUND LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER! AHHHHHHH!

by J.T. Austin May 4, 2010

Justin Bieber

A very unattractive female pop star with a crappy voice. She also has odd hair and is only 16 years old.

Shane: I'm bored.
Ryan: Me too.
Shane: I could put you up to a blind date with a chick.
Ryan: Okay.
Shane: Your chick is... Justin Bieber!
Ryan: NOOO!!!!

by TheCatfoodMaster July 3, 2010