sees a bad bitch in tiktok
“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or
“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”
“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or
“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”
by SLEAZE💤 April 19, 2023

by tindra123 September 2, 2018

Majin: I'm better. I am better. I am literally just better.
Unused: Oh my gosh, okay.-
Majin: I am literally just better. I am quite literally the definition of better.
Unused: Okay dude,-
Majin: Look up the definition of better on the- on the-
Unused: Okay.
Majin: Look- Look up the definition of better, right now look up the definition of better-
Unused: I don't want to-
Majin: -and you'll see a picture of me.
Unused: Oh my gosh, okay.-
Majin: I am literally just better. I am quite literally the definition of better.
Unused: Okay dude,-
Majin: Look up the definition of better on the- on the-
Unused: Okay.
Majin: Look- Look up the definition of better, right now look up the definition of better-
Unused: I don't want to-
Majin: -and you'll see a picture of me.
by Blue Imposter March 6, 2024

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

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by owie my bones no dude owie ow August 24, 2020

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024
