corner-beater

A person, usually small, squirrely, and/or nerdy, who sits/squats in the corner and masturbates as he or she watches some kind of sexual act.

Leo always has that look, like he would want to watch and beat-off. What a corner-beater.

by KcHmon December 4, 2004

Buster Beater

-the time it takes for you to ejaculate or have an orgasm and try to clean up before someone walks in the house and or room

you - jacking off
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are

i.e. buster beater

by robwiththejob April 3, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

Master baiter

Someone who is pro and can rub off any blemish that May be on his fishing rob and when he pulls back he pulls out a nice juicy fish.

Jim: joe you are one heck of a master baiter!

by thelivingcomputer May 21, 2014

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

deserved better

Jeff Atkins and Hannah Baker

"Name the two people who deserved better"

by hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah April 15, 2017