deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.

dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.

by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023

pickle brushing

When you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your cock in a side to side motion on her ass, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. If she busts you in the act, tell her you didn't realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. In most cases you'll be fuckin before the night is up.

Ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his dick all over her ass and he's acting like he didn't know he was doing it.
Me: he was pickle brushing bro

by Heywoodjublome January 10, 2016

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

pickle snap

When a girl is riding your dick and she rides too high causing your dick to jam into an area other than the vaginal cavity making you feel like your dick is about to snap like a pickle.

Rebecca was getting so into riding Bob's cock that she went a little too high causing a pickle snap, and Bob yelled in pain.

by Vaimaster7 May 2, 2018

Italian Pickle

A nickname for the coolest friend in your friend group. In some cases the leader of your friends. It is earned and given to you. You don’t choose to be an Italian pickle. You earn the title.

Oh look it’s italian pickle.

Is Italian pickle here today?
Sup Italian pickle

by random2478 August 22, 2019