Vilde But Sober

The best bounce producer in the world, very humble guy, likes to binge drink and trouble people, Is a vegetarian and great husband material.

Vilde But Sober is cracked

by Vilde But Sobe January 7, 2023

Well yes outstanding move but thats illegal

when you make a outstanding move but its illegal

Im gonna make a fake job advertisement and get all the resumes and chooses which one I like the most and change it to my name. Well yes outstanding move but thats illegal

by BL2Z3 February 16, 2021

roblox story but the main character has a brain

A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.

hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"

by thiscatisd September 12, 2022

It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

by phillforbrains May 7, 2021

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

by syafinaz? October 10, 2023

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

i'm sorry but no

when a girl says this, shes really saying, FUCK YOU, NO, EWWWW, IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU TO HELL!

Guy: Do you want to go out with me?

Girl: (as she pulls out a gun and points it at the guys head) I'm sorry but no.

by RentForFree2790 January 15, 2005