stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker 

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker by noillegals August 5, 2010

smelly burrito 

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

smelly burrito by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

Cunt Burrito 

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

Cunt Burrito by Chu~! September 24, 2011

breakfast burrito 

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

breakfast burrito by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

japanese burrito 

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

japanese burrito by Lee Anderson December 5, 2007

Homeless Burrito 

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

Homeless Burrito by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

beefy burrito 

When a young teen is enjoying the lavishing taste of a old womans vagina usually from age 40-55 and suddenly throws up all over her genital area

I heard Chaston gave Ms. Whorebuckle a beefy burrito last week.

beefy burrito by jay munney December 31, 2012