November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"
National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:
Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer
Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer
Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019
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Ex2: Boomer: phone bad. Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer
Ex2: Boomer: phone bad. Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer
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Get the Baby Boomer meat locker mug.A person, usually old, that is well versed in current memes, common slangs and and internet culture.
James: Yeah my dad knows what an eggplant emoji (🍆) is used for haha. Jack: Dude, he's a social media conscious boomer!
by Vicbuscus July 25, 2020
Get the Social Media conscious boomer mug.The non-helpful helpful boomer is typically found in online groups on Facebook, but can infest other sites. The non-helpful helpful boomer will see a question asked online and will feel a compulsive urge to answer the question, even if they don't have any answers. Some may in fact use the opportunity to brag about something expensive they own to do the job.
For example;
"Hey does anybody know if I can use a printer to print out the templates to use and save some money, as I'm a little broke?"
Nh.h.b: "I would never, it takes too much time, but I do own a brand new top of the line cricut machine that I use to do it all for me."
Other nh.h.b. "I buy mine precut, so I don't know"
Third nh.h.b "Sheep are nice"
For example;
"Hey does anybody know if I can use a printer to print out the templates to use and save some money, as I'm a little broke?"
Nh.h.b: "I would never, it takes too much time, but I do own a brand new top of the line cricut machine that I use to do it all for me."
Other nh.h.b. "I buy mine precut, so I don't know"
Third nh.h.b "Sheep are nice"
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Get the Non-helpful helpful boomer mug.November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"
National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:
Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer
Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer
Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019
Get the National Rowan is a Boomer Day mug.adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
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