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Dumb Arse

Any Albert
Hey there’s a dumb arse behind you. Oh it’s Albert!
by ohyikes August 12, 2020
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Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed
“Mate you are Gollum arsed
by Stayout March 15, 2019
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Arse Frank

When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.
Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..
by Ru H. May 20, 2008
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Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.
PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."
by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011
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Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.
Dam girl you're and arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.
by Ibbyz February 7, 2017
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twatty-arse

1. noun: Idiot
2. adjective: Imbecilic

Note: the word is not a reference to being sodomized!
What are we listening to these twatty-arse wankers waste our time?!
by sufrance August 8, 2009
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rat's arse

A rat's arse is usually something you don't give. So, if someone says "I don't give a rat's arse!" it's just another way of saying "I couldn't care less!" or "I don't give a fuck!"

However, it is possible to give a rat's arse, too. Many years ago a meteorological (Met) colleague working at an Antarctic base opened a crate of equipment that had been shipped to the base many months previous. Inside was the severed body of a dead rat. The rear end was put on display somewhere together with the sign: "Who gives a rat's arse? Met do!"
"I think I've left my homework on the train. Oh well, I couldn't give a rat's arse. It was bullshit anyway."
by derw00d February 10, 2022
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