April 28th

This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.

by Pimp Daddy Matty April 19, 2019

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April 7th

National eat pussy day. Eat pussy even if its lose.

todays April 7th so eat some pussy!

by abcd.com October 27, 2019

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April 26th

it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!

it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl

by r.t.a.nnnnnnnnnnnn April 25, 2019

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April 17

April 17
National hickey day 😉

April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉

by 😉😏 April 16, 2019

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April 15th

The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!

"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"

by moobihhh April 12, 2019

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1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.

2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.

1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.

2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.

by Adagio November 21, 2010

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