Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 06, 2019
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Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.
Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.
by Boonzing May 03, 2011
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Gungan Apple

Common sex act of the gungans, banned on twelve planets.
Me'sa gonna get my gungan apple on yo.
by SirShrew September 01, 2017
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Chad apple

Hey did you bring the chad apple?
by Idk. GUESS WHO January 04, 2017
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apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.
"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"
by the apple pier January 13, 2013
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Devil Apple

A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013
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