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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008
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apple box

Film industry slang term for any of the variously-sized tough wooden boxes used in movie production, which all have the same length and width dimensions, but are of various heights. Sizes include and are called, full apple, half apple, quarter apple, and pancake.
I had to stand on an apple box to be able to read the top of that light stand.
by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005
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Apple Butter

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.
Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015
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Dely Apple

The Internet's most fashionable Saria Cosplayer. Is known to enjoy Reeces in cup form.
"The Dely Apple's habitat is often filled with nacho cheese Doritos and emptied Big Gulp containers."
by Mintymint November 8, 2003
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rotten apple

rotten apple

an offensive term for a teenager who has disciplinary problems, mainly in school, and is being rebellious against their parents.
mother: Becky, i have bad news for you. answer my question :why have you turned out to be a rotten apple?. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. im not a rotten apple, mom. all i do in terms of rebellion is dye my hair purple and listen to rock music; in school my disciplinary problems amount to, at most, me fighting off some bastards of the male gender. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
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AppleEgo

Someone that owns a Mac Book, or an Apple product, that thinks they are far superior than those that own MP3s and PCs.
I can't stand Mark, just because he has a Mac doesn't make him God! He is such an AppleEgo.
by AndyFromTheOffice August 4, 2011
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Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.
"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison
by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006
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