Alpha Amir

I love having sex with my wife and my wife alone and she enjoys me and she gets so horny and wet when I'm around

I am an alpha amir and I had sex with my wife and she gave me a blowjob and head

by JesusSaves7 March 29, 2026

Dirty Amira

When she clamps her vagina around his dick, and forces a queef up his urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 6 days after he got a Dirty Amira.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

do an "Amir"

"To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale". History points to a fellow, who sold a non-working laptop to another, after repeated attempts by 'victim' to receive recompense, said victim removes hard-drive from laptop, and posts very (ahem) private information about the ahhh..."victimizer". See entry for "Ownage".
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.

"The dude ripped me off so I had to do an "Amir" on 'em"

by Impossibly Old-Dude May 30, 2006

eggs over amirrilo

Eggs over Amirrilo is mastarbation with egg whites or yolk.

We caught Dave by the fridge having eggs over Amirrilo

by DirtyE1977 July 13, 2017

Yolo swag amirite

Not sure if troll, but here you go. Yolo = abbrevation for You Only Live Once(Basically Carpe diem, seize the day, etc.). First introduced by artist and member of YMCMB hip-hop formation Drake. Swag: abbrevation of Swagger, meaning charm(ing).

Not sure if troll, but here you go. Yolo = abbrevation for You Only Live amirite Once(Basically Carpe diem, seize the day, etc.). First introduced by artist and member of YMCMB hip-hop formation Drake. Swag: abbrevation of Swagger, meaning charm(ing).- drake yolo bri if ur reading this hi hip hop cool and charming

He’s got yolo swag amirite

by Jonahcorbynjackzachdaniel February 17, 2019

pulled an amir

The lack of braincells due to his upbringing and hobbies caused him to spout the most flamboyant and incorrect bs. A domer that misses like a stormtrooper has been uttered and everyone is in awe of how he is not an AI

Amir: Steph Curry is mid
Everyone else: Damn you really pulled an amir I guess you really are an AI

by Hypandl November 22, 2021

kimberly and amir

sooooo in love best couple in school probably getting married one day

" Look its Kimberly and Amir the best couple in schooll "

by Paypay July 27, 2024