A toxic, self-centered, special snowflake of a white boy who dates his exes friends the next day for attention. Also referred to as an attention-seeker or simp.
Person 1: "My boyfriend just dumped me and got together with _____ not a day later. "
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
by sourish (and sweet) May 30, 2020
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Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
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