Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.

Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI

by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022

saying the alpha-bet

To announce the highest bet among a group of bets.

When we play Poker, John likes to raise the stakes by saying the alpha-bet.

by zeus64 April 13, 2011

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018

2006 HUMMER H1 ALPHA

A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION

:you: Hey look a 2006 hummer h1 alpha

:someone: oh yeah

by Big tits boat head March 24, 2021

There's 20 letters in the alphabet

This phrase is used when you want to flirt with a cute girl but you suck ass at flirting.

Person: There's 20 letters in the alphabet
Girl: 26 actually
Person: Oh I forgot u r a q t
Girl: 25...
Person: You'll get the d later
You cannot send messages to this person because they blocked you

by idk man i really dont January 16, 2023

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

Alpha Male

The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...

Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...

by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011