Hot girls who age slowly, which is good because a 38 year old Asian girl will look young as 25. Their breasts or butt are not flat, they are average. They will cook good food for you and are faithful, but they will break up with you the moment you cheat on them, as they are not stupid. Better than the typical white or black girl, equal to the typical Latino girl.
Vin The Jock: Hey I am breaking up with you, Tenissa.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.
by lilzor July 10, 2016
Get the asian girls mug.A person born in Asia. Usually has slanted eyes but not all the time. They are sometimes known as "yellow". They do get good grades though, because their parents will kill them if they get a B(in 50% of cases, because asian parents want their kids to get a good future). For them; A=acceptable, B= banned, C= chopstick spanking, D=Dumpling Death, and F=**** . They are typically good kids who work hard and get a good job. Many stereotypes about them are somewhat true but do not apply to all of them.
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Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: ''What did you get on your test?''
Hyun Jung oon: "uhh, a D"
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: "Son, do you want to DIE''
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: ''What did you get on your test?''
Hyun Jung oon: "uhh, a D"
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: "Son, do you want to DIE''
by yah bruh January 27, 2015
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*While playing ping pong*
White dude: Watch my Asian serve I learned on YouTube.
Asian dude: Wow! Asian skills!
White dude: Watch my Asian serve I learned on YouTube.
Asian dude: Wow! Asian skills!
by Asian boodyyy November 23, 2009
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In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
by YaBingedrinkingmom August 14, 2008
Get the asian hooker mug.The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.
White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.
by crusty.noah August 21, 2007
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by aznlikenoother November 16, 2010
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who wear there hair to a swoosh.
and have pretty long hair.
they wear skinny jeans.
& when you have asian swag everyone loves & knows you even the creepers. -_-
like me! jk jk.
who wear there hair to a swoosh.
and have pretty long hair.
they wear skinny jeans.
& when you have asian swag everyone loves & knows you even the creepers. -_-
like me! jk jk.
by my mom is asian, but i am not November 19, 2011
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