almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

by i do cocaine April 25, 2008

Almost Girl

A girl that is ALMOST good looking, but has one physical attribute that ruins it and in turn, makes her awkwardly unattractive.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.

Shiela WOULD be hot if she didn't have that lazy eye and overly hairy arms. Sheila is an almost girl.

by Almost Queen October 12, 2010

Almosts

Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.

Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.

by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.

Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.

by TheDingDong March 25, 2020

Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

ALMIGHT

being a bad bitch forever

damn that is an almight bitch

by thug mistress January 12, 2011

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003