Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"

Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.

by CranpaVA February 2, 2017

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes

fuck off mate youve got bottom aids

by scum of the community November 23, 2017

Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.

Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

Tangy aids

Pronoun

Tangy aids is a term used to describe someone with a disability or mentally challenged.

Jim: Hey did u see tangy aids?
Me: no? Where!?

by gaygaygayagyagy6969 December 6, 2019

Juggi Aids

Like Aids, just transmitted by touch from Juggi. If you come into contact with Juggi Aids, you are fucked.

Damn bro, you got them Juggi Aids... You're fucked.

by Juggi Aids Preacher July 4, 2022

Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017