You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.
Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."
Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
by haveagooddavey January 08, 2017
when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.
by MrWolf5000 April 01, 2012
"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"
by GrinchPIB October 05, 2019
Sweetening the potato
Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
by Potato Sweetner January 02, 2011
someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.
by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008
- a person who's in front of the COMPUTER all day.
another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)
another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)
- Oh you little geek, you've been chatting and browsing the net for 12 hours straight! You're such a potato chip!
by CyberJake June 06, 2006
Whenever you blow something up, have BBQ or generally make someone else pay for wronging you it's ;_; time for potatoes.
"Oh no little rebel, you walked across the street without looking both ways, looks like we're going to have to kill you and your family ;_; time for potatoes."
by codybitches May 11, 2008