A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
Get the k-scalemug. The type of woman where you want to love all the time, but you don't have the guts to go up to her and actually talk to her and you have to be with your friends to and you still can't and you don't have a phone so you can't text her all the time. She is also a stud athlete and she will do anything to make you happy and whenever you look at her even if you are tired or mad at her or something else she will always make you smile and she will not make you talk about something unless it's stupid or about her and she wants to know and she always tries to make it work to where you can see each other and even though she is dating someone else you still love her and you care about her and that will never change and she makes your whole world spin.
Baylee Kelly is the kind of person you would spend your whole day with over the things you love most and it is like falling onto a pillow of clouds and she is and will always be the best part of your day and you lifetime.
by Konner R-S October 28, 2019
Get the baylee kmug. Used mostly to give orders on the internet without chance of the opposite party rejecting that offer.
Saying 'thank you' before they can object.
Saying 'thank you' before they can object.
by Izzy K. November 18, 2007
Get the k thanxmug. by Keael November 9, 2005
Get the k/mmug. Derogatory adjective describing objects of poor quality or shabby appearance, or untidy people.
Originally used in primary schools in Wagga Wagga, a city in South Western NSW, Australia in the late 1970s and early 80s. To my knowledge, it has never spread, but is a nice little piece of juvenile social history.
Originally used in primary schools in Wagga Wagga, a city in South Western NSW, Australia in the late 1970s and early 80s. To my knowledge, it has never spread, but is a nice little piece of juvenile social history.
by bai surfer January 12, 2005
Get the K-Martmug. "Man that girl straight up got The Barb K last night!!!! She ain't gon walk right for a week nigga!!"
by Michael Pritchard February 27, 2008
Get the The Barb Kmug. by Monkey Scar January 13, 2009
Get the k doksmug.