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Natalie

She is a dumbfuck that doesn't know any knowledge in life, she is absolutely 0 iq and has no brain cells, she is so dumb, she can't comprehend to addition and subtraction as a grade 5. She is very mean, short, and ugly. She tends to flirt with you, and absolutely asks random questions when she texts you. She tends to act really mean in front of everyone, but when online, she talks really sweet and weird to the boy she likes. She has a lot of crushes and like to change on e every month.
Tom: He can't do math?

Bob: Yea he's a Natalie.
by Tom and Harold November 22, 2023
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Natalie

A hot Asian chick who is lowkey horny and has a nice smile. She’s very optimistic all the time but she’s also got her internal problems.
You know Natalie?
Yeah she fucked a bunch of dudes. I wish I was one of them
by skontix November 24, 2021
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Bro-Natalie

Noun: A girl who pretends to be interested only to flake time and time again causing intense frustration.

Often used when telling your bro’s about a girl who would be a good match but continuously has excuses right before making plans.

Also used to describe girls who want the attention of a male and keep men on the hook
“That Bro-Natalie keeps telling me to come over but then falls asleep”
“This Bro-Natalie keeps leaving me on read then asks why we never talk”
That bitch is being a Bro-Natalie. She tells me she wants to meet up then leaves me on read when I ask when”
by Coronavirus boy April 29, 2020
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Natalie

This girl Is the baddest bitch out there she is a real one she is perfect in every way posible. Natalie is very smart and fun. Even no there is very few words to describe Natalie I can come up with 1000 for my best friend.
Genevive: “on the phone” hey Natalie want to hang out .
Person: You no Natalie she is my best friend.
Genevive: Ummm no I new her since kindergarten. She is my best friend back of bro.
by Genevive Magana June 1, 2021
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Natalie

a girl that is pretty and cool and likes tool 🤘(the band)
also likes girls
natalie: why do u like me?
me: cause ur pretty and cool and u like tool 🤘
natalie: i like girls
by hampter561 July 13, 2025
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Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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