olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018

Jesus Dive

the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second

woh, nice Jesus dive

by djob9601 August 16, 2015

Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by alp2713 December 16, 2017

Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.

Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch

by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012