January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

June 1st

Josh Allen was born on June first and he is a hot guy with a huge dick

he got a big dick he was born on (June 1st)

by Fletcher1771 January 1, 2023

July 1st

National chest day in honour of Jo Linder aka joesthetics who left us too soon. Rest in paradise king ❤️ 🩹

Today is the July 1st and we are getting chest in the gym

by Smyth.Reece July 3, 2023

July 1st

Canada day! i love canada day! i’m canadian happy canada day!

hey you wanna watch fireworks

Eh? why are there fireworks?
ITS JULY 1ST AKA CANADA DAY MOTHAFUCKA

by Daisuke anyway July 7, 2023

August 1st

The Day the Digidestined entered the digital world in the original Digimon Digital Monsters Anime.

Tai said "It's August 1st!"

by Appmon Fan August 1, 2023

Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

October 1st

Your mom is a hoe and she likes sucking toes day

Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st

by Shifty999 September 26, 2023