sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

sloppy beezos

Chronically drunk and sloppy high school girls from Albany, NY who are used as hook-up fodder - and later joke fodder - at parties.

Were there any sloppy beezos at the CBA party?

I hooked up with one of the sloppy beezos but it sucked.

by thirddegree April 29, 2003

Sloppy Galopy

sloppy drunken party girl who gets naked and wears a ton of body glitter.

did you see danielle last saturday night? she passed out half naked on the couch and it was only 10:30, she's such a sloppy galopy!

by L-pizz and D-Money April 23, 2006

Sloppy-joe

A fucking ugly dick.

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.

by Twitch1 January 21, 2012

sloppy jalopy

The act in which you shove your whole dick into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a vagina which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.

I was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.

by lol win January 3, 2011

Sloppy Jane

Noun: A naked woman, who is on all fours, defecates and a significant other eats our her pussy

Last night my girlfriend tried to have me give her a sloppy jane... not cool.

by flash1313 March 27, 2011

Sloppy Rocker

A blow job from your grandmother.

She gave me a hardcore sloppy rocker.

by Slice January 30, 2003