The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Cyber Send Off

When someone looks better in their pictures (ex. Instagram, Twitter Avi, Profile Pictures) than they do in REAL LIFE.

Roy: How did that date go with that girl you met on Instagram?

Aaron: Bro, she was a cyber send off! She looked NOTHING like her pictures!

by Erik17 March 29, 2014

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

bumping high off the barns

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

boffed off

Getting a blowjob from some ratchet woman

Hoogz : i had a tinder date last night. I took her to burger king and ended up getting boffed off in the parking lot

Worm : Nice!! Whats her number?

by DA ROW May 6, 2014

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

snub-off

To link, by suitable device, a towing or pulling vehicle or unit, to a reliably stationary object, or to one or more additional vehicles or towing/pulling units, to move or hold back something exceeding the traction of a single or lesser number of such units.

Hey, snub-off your bedtruck to the dozer so you don't slide back any further on the next pull.

by silverswingpress May 20, 2014