Ziya(the better one)

Ziya is mixed, but very crazy and all over the place.She is smart and will always find away to make you laugh
she tries her best to make her dad proud but most of all she is one smart cookie(saying she is delicous) and will never let you down.

Person: Hi nice to meet you
Ziya(the better one): Do i know you?
Person: no but i"ve herd a lot about you

by ruby bees November 3, 2023

dom one

Someone who thinks they are better than the best. Like gods gift for women but they think they are better than that. Dom one

That man thinks he’s a dom one

by Unknown7474337899326 November 3, 2023

one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end

one proud day, the austeeno arived

by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

Johnny One Move

A person who when playing video games only does one action repetitively. Mostly acting in a way outside the way the game was designed in order to gain an unfair or manufactured advantage at the expense of others success.

“Dude quit being a fucking Johnny one move, or we are going to do something else.”

by axesandanchors November 8, 2023

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023