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Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.
YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."
by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022
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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
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she likes someone else

Give up there's no point she doesnt like you just fucking give up
"I like her but she doesn't me she likes someone else"
by CODAC22ONTWITCH October 10, 2023
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Like

A word overly used by dumbasses to fill a sentence when they are thinking of more bullshit to gossip about. Used widely by teens, and anyone else who uses it once or twice can usually get addicted to saying it. AND it can be annoying as shit.
OMG! I was like straitening my like hair and then my boyfriend like called me a FUCKING WHORE!!! IM TALKING TO ALL PEOPLE READING THIS!!!
by sumoleong September 27, 2013
mugGet the Likemug.

Like-Chaining

Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.
Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!

Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..

Jennifer- You're an addict.
by Mama Cosma February 19, 2011
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Cut them like a cat

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat
by sunilpal July 14, 2022
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